Ode to the TSA

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In crazed anticipation I ride in the cab to the airport. The TSA eagerly awaits my arrival. A song pops in my head:

Sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum

Oh TSA oh TSA
How lengthy are you lines
Oh TSA oh TSA
How lengthy are you lines
I will remove my belt and shoes
And say no no to big shampoos
Oh TSA oh TSA
How lengthy are your lines.

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