Super Bowl – 50 yard line

A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down,
a man came along and asked  her if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to her. “No,” she said, “the seat is empty.”

“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?”

Somberly, the woman says, “Well… the seat actually belongs to me. I
was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is
the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married
in 1967.”

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that, that’s terrible. But couldn’t you find
someone else – a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the
seat?”

The woman shakes her head, “No, they’re all at the funeral.”

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