Phases of work

Phase 1

You are listening to STEVIE WONDER
( Your first hour at work and all is fine and great )

Phase 2

You are listening to HOUSE music
( After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore )

Phase 3

You are listening to HEAVY METAL
( This is how you feel right before your lunch break )

Phase 4

You are listening to HIP HOP
( You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation )

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTER RAP
( After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch and you forget what a “good hair day” feels like, as you load up on caffeine )

And Finally…
Phase 6 kicks in

You are listening to TECHNO (on Ecstasy)
( The truth is…this is how all employees end up eventually )

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