Comments on: Smooth Jesus http://erichter.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/smooth-jesus/ Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:41:19 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: chris k http://erichter.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/smooth-jesus/#comment-403 chris k Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:13:25 +0000 http://erichter.wordpress.com/?p=324#comment-403 Was he one of the surfers in the movie Point Break? Maybe Patrick Swayze's stunt double. Was he one of the surfers in the movie Point Break? Maybe Patrick Swayze’s stunt double.

]]> By: DrunkenTech http://erichter.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/smooth-jesus/#comment-391 DrunkenTech Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:00:56 +0000 http://erichter.wordpress.com/?p=324#comment-391 It never ceases to amaze me how many people think Jesus looked like a Scandinavian high school water polo player. (tall, moderately built, pale skin and light hair, long hair but shorn face, etc.) But since God does have a sense of humor, I can at least think about how it looks like Jesus (in the picture above) is reaching for his light saber to fight off the Romans. If he gets any skinnier than what the picture shows, he might just have to make a Frenched rack of lamb. Would be hard to have a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shechita" rel="nofollow">Kosher slaughter</a>, though, since the light saber would probably cauterize the wound and prevent bleeding. Jesus was Jewish, after all. It never ceases to amaze me how many people think Jesus looked like a Scandinavian high school water polo player. (tall, moderately built, pale skin and light hair, long hair but shorn face, etc.)

But since God does have a sense of humor, I can at least think about how it looks like Jesus (in the picture above) is reaching for his light saber to fight off the Romans.

If he gets any skinnier than what the picture shows, he might just have to make a Frenched rack of lamb. Would be hard to have a Kosher slaughter, though, since the light saber would probably cauterize the wound and prevent bleeding. Jesus was Jewish, after all.

]]> By: Rachel B http://erichter.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/smooth-jesus/#comment-384 Rachel B Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:44:50 +0000 http://erichter.wordpress.com/?p=324#comment-384 My first thought was... If I were Jesus, I'd come back in Hawaii! Why not? My first thought was…
If I were Jesus, I’d come back in Hawaii! Why not?

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